TEP's position in the Cosmic All-Being's Scheme is assured through our extensive research "INTO" the history, lore, "AND PRIME" factorization of the number twenty-two.
One of our more brain-damaged "ALUMS IS" "LOVE-22" peripatetic jester and a perpetual candidate for President, running on the platform of "FOOD" and "RENTS". He looks a bit "LIKE UNCLE SAM", as you can see from the face of this 22 dollar bill . You can "ALSO SEE" the back "OF THE BILL."
You can get "$22 BILLS", a copy of "LOVE 22"'s platform, and "OTHER FUN" stuff by sending a self-addressed stamped envelope with a small donation to:
Love 22"LOVE-22" began the search "4-22ISM"s, which are words or phrases which add up "TO MULTIPLE"s of 22 using "THE ABC CHART".
The ABC Chart
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
A B C D E F G H I
J K L M N O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z
Why, "U-KEEP" asking, are some of the words here are in quotes and "CAPITALIZATION?" These "WORDS ADD UP" to "22 USING THE" ABC "KEY. THESE-R" the words which when rearranged give rise to the Hidden Plan which drives the Generous Quest of the Cosmic All-Being, the true "KEY TO" peace, "LEARNING", and honig for all. George Bush "WASN'T TAKING US" "SERIOUSLY" when we said that we could end the Cold War with the results of our study of twentytwotology. But by the end of the "YEAR" "1993" had we achieved real progress in removing the threat of "NUCLEAR WAR". Now we are trying to keep the planet "ALIVE" "FOREVER" "4-USE-BY" your grandchildren. We "DON'T-PAINT-U" as "ANYTHING" evil if you "SAY-THAT" it is more than "ENOUGH-TO-B" a "HARD" working citizen who just goes out to "MOW THE LAWN" every weekend, "BUT IF" you have the "DETERMINATION" you can "CERTAINLY" join in the quest for world peace, efficient thermodynamic "CYCLES" and The Battle "WITH DEATH" for the "RESURRECTION" of "ELVIS".
The "POWER OF" "22 IS FOR USE" "BY ALL. YOU MAY" help by adding to the stock "OF PHRASES" which add "UP TO 22" or multiples of 22, using "LOVE-22"'s guide. It should be "NOTED" that "LOVE-22" can "DO THIS IN" real time, and he "CONSTANTLY ADD"s to the Book of Completely Chaotic Writings from which "WILL-B" derived both the Hidden Plan and the "KEY TO" Red Sox World Series Victory in this century.
"LOVE-22" has skills "NOT POSSESSED" by the average "STUDENT", but don't let this "KEEP-U" from looking--don't be "DISMAYED BY" your "DECISION-2" look for 22 "WORDS, EVEN" "IF-IT-SEEMS-2" require a mental "COMMITMENT" which "FAR EXCEED"s the "INTELLECTUAL" "ABILITIES-U" had when you decided "TO SETTLE AT MIT".
Twentytwotology is an "ART, A SCIENCE" "AND ITS" importance "CANNOT" be underestimated. But when you make the "DECISION-2" support "PROGRAMS" "THAT-SEARCH-4" "VALUABLE" 22 words, be aware that the "COST IS" high and then "POTENTIAL-4" permanent mental "DAMAGE" is significant. "AND ITS" not certain that we'll "EVER-B-ABLE-TO" "TRANSLATE THE" Hidden Plan. "BUT IF" we "CAN SURVIVE" and translate "ANYTHING" in the Scheme "FAST ENOUGH", it will "CERTAINLY" aid the search for "ELVIS", even "BEYOND THE" "BOSTON"-"CAMBRIDGE" area. "JUST HOW MUCH" help is a living "ELVIS" "GOING-TO-B"? Is it worth the risk "U-ARE-TAKING" ? "IT IS A" decision "4-YOU-2" make.
Modern technology has provided the ardent searcher with a "POWERFUL" tool. Isolated words have infinitely less value in translating the Hidden Plan than full phrases. That most worthy and devoted of searchers, Brother Crusher, has written "A PROGRAM" "TO AID" you in "YOUR QUEST".
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Rev. Irving Q. "Q-TEP" Tepp / Church of Twenty-Two