Despite the valiant efforts of the secret forces of SLACK, people from
TEP do occasionally graduate. (Even if they don't, we call them alumni
once they move to Somerville. No, Paisley, East Campus does not count.)
Most of us have boring jobs or stupid thesis projects which consume
our lives, but once in a while we do other stuff.
Activities
Every year we write the Crock Opera during Rush Week. It
is a hacked-together collection of old jokes that aren't funny,
ancient songs with their lyrics twisted to our own nefarious purposes,
and the Number 22. Crocks of the past -
including Radical Splenectomy
, and Bagel Deficit
Disorder - are now available on-line for those with PostScript
viewers.
We have irregular Power Lunches at which we discuss our current
plans for world take-over. We all know that the best restaurant in the
North-West Free World is Brezhnev's.
Alumns on the WWW
Once only geeks had homepages. Now, everyone is a geek.
Baris "The Kommissar" Yuksel
Raag "Deezle" Airan
Matt "B-Side" Beck
Adrian "Chaka Khan" Bischoff
Caglar "Pez" Girit
Leo "Kancyr" Hochberg
Sloan "Pin Drop" Kulper
Nikola "Lolita" Petrovic
Paul "Sulu" Pham
Jason "Mean Monkey" Rolfe
Cary "Prom Knight" Martin
Michael "Indy" Siverd
Seth "Sethariah" "Thexder" Karon
Ian "Kid Ebola" Ferguson
Dylan "Thug" McConaghey
Colin "Wankah" Bulthaup
Cyrus Abda "Kraken" Dolph
Edgar "Gozer" Gonzalez
Scott "Eggo" Grant
Eric "Krevice" Prebys
Andy "AW" "Squelch" Sparks
Eric "Junta" Traub
Eric "U-Boat" Wilhelm
Eugene "Grendel" Kuznetsov
Richard "A.T.F." Perng
Dave "Gumbeaux" Pooley
Rob "Leper" Calhoun
David Andrew Honig, Objectivist
Omri "Jackal" Schwarz
Kohta "Batman" Ueno